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Tell us all about it, sailors! Hi, my name is Krebs Gorlon and I'm the official spokesfolk for RLM aka Rad Letter Media! I was asked by Roger Evans and Jack Bauman to write up an official description for this video: Bests of the Best: Volume 147 featuring Mike, Robert, Larry, and Jack. Now some of you might recognize one of these Boys from a hit TV series on Amazon... If you said to yourself, "Self? Is that who I think it is..." then YES You're right that is really Richardo Evans from the Amazon reboot of I Love Lucy!!! This new gritty reboot is actually called "I Loathe Lucy" and it's about Rick Ricky Rich Richardo trying to k*ll his irritating wife, Lucy (played by dinosaur actress Bambi Pottsdam). Richardo watches as Lucy and her "friend" Ethel (now called Ether McMethamphetamine played by non-verbal actress Susie Lucille Ball (no relation) work the candy factory line inspecting candies or whatever, but Lucy falls on the conveyor belt and gets crushed in the machine. She survives (of course!) but is horribly crippled and Richardo must still try to "off" his lovely lucy wife in increasingly comical manners. But that's just the show Roch is on. Today I'm here to talk about Best of the Best: Volume 12! What a show! The guys watch three movies called The Vineway, Armpit Sweat Big Chinman, and Rocky Ricardo Palmer's Scarlet's Warning 666. What a gas! Woman chained up! Pepsi Machine Meetings! and Coffin Sisters in and about in these three wacky floms. UPDATE: I Loathe Lucy has just been cancelled by Amazon (but not before renewing it for a second season) apparently the reviews were bad and despite over 400,000 views total for the first season alone, most audiences found the idea of an illiterate Cuban immigrant trying to "off" his wife who was crippled in a candy factory accident downright despicable (the show did test very well in Saudi Arabia though) and so there it goes into the bin of failed TV shows. Audiences were also put off by the fact that a Cuban-American character was being played by a Chinese man (Rich is 4% Chinese 96% percent Scottish! HE JUST GOT HIS RESULTS) I planted a bomb on the Artemis 2 moon mission capsule the Orion, but it didn't go off. It was what caused all the issues in the toilet room (pooper). I guess NASA is covering it up as to not be embarrassed that they let a man named Krebs Gorlon "hang around" the capsule before launch so he could take selfies in the bathroom. What a gas! NASA officials apparently had a top level meeting at the Pepsi machine while wearing NASA jackets their grandma sewn together in her den. They said "This news can't get out. Just blame the toilet back up on that woman. Woman always be using too much toilet paper!" at least I think this all happened. It might only be in my mind. I guess hiring a person with Level 3 schizophrenia as your spokesfolk is a terrible idea. Maybe my mind had wandered to bombs because of the three films these clowns watched? I know for a fact The Vineway was a bomb. I think James Hong wrote, directed and starred in the film so he could gr*pe wom*n and be a general perverted old man. He didn't care the movie flopped at the box office. The second film is a discount action flick that uses 80% old footage stolen from another movie and literally has no locations to shoot in. The last film I totally and completely understood.
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