Oh John what the fuck are you doing how the fuck did you get into this shit
I swear if I make it out of this alive I will never set foot on another tall building again
Oh god please don't let me die

Retro Junk:
You wanna stay alive, you stay with me
-John McClane
Yippee ki-yay Motherf**ker!!!
-John McClane
sorry Hans wrong guess, would you like to go for double jeopardy where the scores can really change!?
-John McClane
Hans? What am I a method actor? Put away the gun this is radio not television.
-Ellis
I am not a thief, Mr. McClean. I am an exceptional thief.
-Hans Gruber
Sheista un fenstra! Ugh! Shoot the glass!
-Hans Gruber
He's still alive...Trust me, John's the only one who can piss someone off that bad.
-Holly Gennaro McClain
"Come out to the Coast. We'll get together...Have a few laughs!"
-John McClane
Welcome to the party, pal!
-John McClane
John: (While crawling through a narrow ventilation shaft) "Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."
Harry: "Business is business. You use a gun. I use a fountain pen. What's the difference?"
John: "Geronimo, Motherfucker!"
John: (To Hans) "Got invited to the Christmas party by mistake. Who knew?"
Joseph: "You want money? What kind of terrorists are you?"

Hans: "Who said we were terrorists?"
John: "Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister."
Police Dispatcher: "Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only."

John: " No fucking shit, lady. Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"
John: "You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan."

Joseph: "Hey, we're flexible. Pearl Harbor didn't work out so we got you with tape decks."
Harry: "Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash."
John: Happy trails, Hans.
John McClane: Now I now what a TV dinner feels like.
John McClane: (Looks at police car circling the parking lot.) Who's driving this car, Stevie Wonder?