What do you get when you mix one of the world’s richest men, a helicopter pilot, international espionage, and a d** pic*?

Oh, just the messiest billionaire love scandal of the decade.

Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez just wrapped up the tackiest wedding of the century in Venice- but you may not remember that their love story has actually been tacky from the jump.

Jeff Bezos wrecked two marriages, accused Saudi Arabia of hacking his phone, and somehow still walked away with a foam-party wedding on a mega yacht.

Buckle up — because this is pettier, juicier, and way more unhinged than you remember.