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Timestamps
00:00 Sunrise Swim Tax Epiphany
00:29 Cayman Islands Zero Tax Paradise
01:10 Dubai’s Crypto Playground Overview
02:00 El Salvador’s Volcano-Powered Bitcoin City
02:55 Germany’s 12-Month HODL Loophole
03:45 Portugal’s Surf-and-Save Lifestyle
04:35 Residency Hoops & 183-Day Rule
05:20 Regulation Clarity Game-Changer
06:00 Risk Disclaimer Reminder
06:35 Kraken Pro Affiliate Edge
07:25 $330k Savings Illustration
08:15 Germany’s Beer-Cellar Plan Stats
09:05 Portugal’s €30k Nomad Impact
10:00 Dubai Community at Scale
11:30